My skinny arms quiver
shiver, to the pain
on an axe, hard, Viking chisseled
do not detest
fester upon
flamenco
spanish tamborine
combine with nordic serene
horns on head
matador
boats sailed
to the north Atlantic
discovered faro and islands
paprika on orange sails
medditerainen
piillaged

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tuber
closes
psychosis
play
mind
find
it
in
you
breathing
heavenly
pump
heavy
chest
discovered
under
milk
wood
mine
sublime
covered
to
preserve
serve
your
master
disaster
faster
faster
fa st er
f a st er
f a s t e r
f a slow down
syndrome

A new jazz song, because, i can can

There is a dawn
breaking
A sunshine taking
a breath out of me.

A gamble
roulette
told you Mr saxophone
double bass
My mad embrace

A hold on me
for a million times
chipping at the gold face
save yours first.

A gamble
roulette
told you Mr saxophone
double bass
My mad embrace

i tripped in the street light
thinking of your touch
i wish to tell you, how love
does the such and such

I cant be the oppressor
not anymore
your eyes wink me awake
opens my closed mind some more

A gamble
roulette
I told you Mr saxophone
double bass
My mad embrace.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2009/aug/13/readers-recommend-unlikely-covers?commentpage=2

Just copy and paste the link, and youtube some of the suggestions, some quite brilliant renditions and translations of some real classics, I love it when music is heard through different ears and played with other peoples mouths.

Average, original quotes.

If you aim for the stars, by the time you reach them, you would be too exhausted to enjoy.


Who wants to be a millionaire, I wouldn't mind being a milliner, people need hats.


If you think of average, Burt Reynolds films are average, and we all know of Burt Reynolds, right?


The definition of success, your real friends have already left you, and the ones that are left only love your coat tails.


Someone asked me to be a motivational speaker, but I couldn't be bothered.


The main problem with aiming high, is you quite often miss a head shot, aim low, just use a high caliber.


In order to be remembered as a success, it appears you have to die, i have chosen to remain anonymous and live forever.


The day i become so successful i feel i need bodyguards, shoot me.


If your car has tinted windows, you really must have succeeded at something, mainly it's being a prick.

Pirates it is afterall

A vast amount of sky to breathe in.
Inhale and exhaust
mothers sunday
She cried, left us all and multiplied
against the grain.
A mast on the sail of a ten gallon ship
monkey hands and legs that gripped
caught on timber time
fine and sublime couture
ribbed back strapped lure
torture whipped.
sniff the tobacco of the vapor
when we lull, insecure
dive on the uneven deck
cards dealt, smelt on iron
fired on cannons east side
open windows,shadows gathered
with no conscience
i loved you
gallion sailed
watch tower
hailed to you
pirates failed in my heart
cut out with cutlasses
one eye patch to eradicate
fate?
i guess, are, it is.
Deck me
please me
cease me
no other ocean would i rather swim
and drown
a vast me hearties
sin.

Qweebles

So tell me about the Qweeble.
The Qweeble is so much easier to describe than the non Qweeble, which of course is ridiculous in color and smells of nectarines.
So tell me about the Qweeble.
Its a preferred non entity of mass non identification that its brother, the non Qweeble habitates in ferocity and hibernates amongst blind infuriating winter gales, telling chilling tales amongst gatherings of the non Qweeble family.
So tell me about the Qweeble.
Its daughters dance in passionate wheezes, trying to attract the lesser Qweebles from under growth, that at most, hide in another beings shadow, feeling, i guess, i don't exactly know, but feeble.
So tell me about the Qweeble.
I'm unable to tell you about them. I don't know the prognosis, but I'm aware, they stare at you from under the bushes, the hedges, the fences, the hences of, they hate us, they hate you, the ridicule.
QWEEBLE.
Oh, qweebles, yes, sorry if I felt the need to resist, Qweebles you say, I apologise, should have just gotten straight to the point, hope it was not missed,
Queebles, don't exist.