new joke(these are hard to write!)

A man is involved in a motor car accident and is rushed to hospital. Upon arrival the doctors check him out and deem it only necessary to stay the one night to be monitored. As soon as the man is taken to his bed he begins to talk. “this bed is terrible, I will never get to sleep, and the bed pan is disgusting I wont be using that, and this light is not bright enough, I cant read with that” this continues for the next hour, until the mans wife arrives. The wife has no idea what state her husband is in, so she rushes to the ward where she is greeted by the mans attending nurse, “is my husband ok? “ she asks, “I'm afraid not” replies the nurse “ He’s in a very critical condition!”