Tuesday 30 June 2009

The Jackson conspiracy theory

RIP Michael Jackson, or is it? I'm taking a light hearted look at the death of Jackson, is he really dead. I don't think so. I think his recent life in Dubai is a tantalising perspective as to where he may actually have 'retired' to. Imagine and suspend rational thought for one minute( pretend you are devoutly religious for instance), A burka, jacksons eyes. That's it, constant sustained immunity. Still able to walk freely on the streets, in a place where wealth is simply the norm, big cars, shadowy figures, unbelievable wealth. For a man so in debt, whose career was on the ropes, Dubai is like butlins for the poor. A holiday camp for anonymity.
You imagine if you had just enough cash to sustain yourself in the lap of luxury, but not enough to continue for the next 30 years without the embarrassment of bankruptcy and more court proceedings(something Jackson would avoid at all costs) A burka to the outside world(after all terrorists are us, have been using the technique for decades) it is possible!
Plus, add to that record sales(top 40 songs in the top 40) and record royalties (its a fact dead artists make even more cash than the living ones), well, who is to say this couldn't happen.
If the Jackson family do gain the rights to Michael's estate, and all future earnings, well, every ones a winner. Of course you could pay for the cover up, especially with the Kin, Michael has been the bread winner in that family for 40 years, why stop now!
Its just a thought, and i am not the first to suspect, well, no foul play.
He would never have been able to do the 50 dates at the o2 arena, but as cover stories (yes, used in context, as in, multiple layers of a story!) it is plausible, a wave of publicity, before, Bam, dead, the stress, the pressure, the fitness regime, it killed him don't you know.
Money is a funny thing, it can buy you anything, including, loyalty, on a scale we mere mortals will never be able to purchase(unless you include a Labrador)
I would do it, you maybe, would do it. All your life in the public eye, the last 10 years in a negative way to many.
Q of the day, so Michael here's your options, We are going to pin you to a wall, you over spent, and now you have to pay it back, every cent you make from now on until you die, will, I'm afraid, be ours, any future sales, concerts, albums, etc, will go towards paying your debts, or, and here is a real seller, you disappear, it's not as if you are not used to living a hermits life, existing in the shadows, think of 'your' kids, they would be able to be free, and so will you, what do you think Michael?
It would take one hell of a contribution from his inner circle, but if you love someone enough, let them be free.
It's just a thought, maybe I'm bad, I am bad, I know it.

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