If you aim for the stars, by the time you reach them, you would be too exhausted to enjoy.
Who wants to be a millionaire, I wouldn't mind being a milliner, people need hats.
If you think of average, Burt Reynolds films are average, and we all know of Burt Reynolds, right?
The definition of success, your real friends have already left you, and the ones that are left only love your coat tails.
Someone asked me to be a motivational speaker, but I couldn't be bothered.
The main problem with aiming high, is you quite often miss a head shot, aim low, just use a high caliber.
In order to be remembered as a success, it appears you have to die, i have chosen to remain anonymous and live forever.
The day i become so successful i feel i need bodyguards, shoot me.
If your car has tinted windows, you really must have succeeded at something, mainly it's being a prick.
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